The Weird Name Meme

Damn!! Just after I posted below and went on my usual Blogcrawl, I noticed that I was meme’d by K8 a couple of days ago! So without further ado please meet the rest of me!

1. Rock Star Me (first pet, current car): Pépé Passat, the iconic no armed drummer from the Mexican one hit wonder, Deff aza Post.

2. Gangsta Me (fave ice cream flava, fave type of shoe): Chocolate Chip Walking Boot (oh good grief!); he gonna boot a cap in yo ass!

3. Native American Me (fave colour, fave animal): Purple Chinchilla, smoked an enitre calumet and saw so far into space that he bumped into the back of his own head.

4. Soap Opera Star Me (middle name, city of birth): William Drogheda, had a bit part on the Thorn Birds, as the ranch.

5. Star Wars Character Me (first 3 letters of lastname- first 2 of first): Mcm-Ja, ethereal being (pronounced Mmmm-hic-Mmmm Jaah!). Takes the form of a smelly brown gas cloud. (See previous post)

6. Super Me (2nd Fave colour, Fave drink): The Black Margharita, who with his sidekick The Green Gringo keeps law and order in Mexican restaurants near you.

7. NASCAR Me (Both Grandfathers First Names): Willy Tom, ……. eh not too far off an actual NASCAR name. Nuff said.

8. Dancer Me (Name of fave scent/cologne/perfume, fave candy): Fahrenheit Space Dust, his dances are so modern 5 mins later they’re out of style. Famous for his heel slap.

9. Weatherman Me (5th Class Teacher’s last name, Major city beginning with same letter): Mathews Mendoza. Today there’ll be a slight air of disposition with frequent bouts of indifference leading to showers of who gives a fuck.

10. Spy Me (Fave season/holiday, flower): Banks Amorphophallus, keeping the world terrorflorist free since 1995. The ladies love him.

11. Cartoon Me (Fave fruit, fave item of clothing you’re wearing right now): Dragon Pants, dare you strike a match?

12. Hippie Me (What you ate for breakfast, fave tree): Hash Brown Birch, jah rastafariah.

13. Movie/Porn Star Me (First Pet, first street where you first lived): Pépé Marian Park. Has been out of work since 1963.

Thank fuck that’s over!
I’m sure who ever thought that one up designed it so that theirs was hilarious. I wouldn’t want to inflict this cruel exercise on anyone so I won’t tag anybody but if you really want to do it then please send a trackback!