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News from the Front!!!

November 12, 2008 · 5 Comments

The Evil MaxiCane has kidnappd our glorious leader K8 the Gr8. Since proving my worth to the cause, I have been promoted to General. My first job was to locate the secret torture lair of the vile tyrant Cane.

I have sent in my best man Capt. Mick McFool. I can now bring an exclusive communique from the front. I must warn you Capt Mc Fool does suffer a bit from Schizophrenia and sometimes believes he is in command of a crack military unit, whereas he’s just a nutter playing alone in his spare bedroom!

I have yet to hear back from Capt. McFool to verify the success of the raid but so far it looks like we have managed to rescue our Queen.

All hail Queen K8!!!

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May the Farce be with you!

November 10, 2008 · 9 Comments

Calling all Blogis everywhere. We are in dire need of your help against the SUCK!

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The way things are…….. are the way things are.

October 10, 2008 · 7 Comments

I took the train to work for the first time in nearly a year this morning. For old time’s sake I bought a coffee and a muffin, crossed over to the platform where the train was and got on. I sat in the seat that I always used to sit in, one of a group of four seats with a table.

I was always the first to the seat, a compulsion of mine, where I have to be early for everything, but it’s got to be borderline OCD to be so early every day that the earlier train is still in the station and I won’t get on.

Bald Devil would arrive next, dapperly dressed, clean shaven (face and head) and with pleasantries exchanged, would proceed to surgically butcher, with his razor sharp wit and tongue everything, from that day’s news headline to the fact that I waited, while he sat opposite me, for Crossword Guy to arrive so that I could ask him the meaning of the word ‘surreptitious’. He still has never forgiven me for that. It’s not that I thought he was thick and wouldn’t know it, it’s just that Crossword Guy was my word guy and that’s all it was.

Approximately ten minutes after Bald Devil, Giblets would appear, stand in the doorway until he finished his cigarette and with all of the coordination of a man whose body looks as if it is being controlled by a committee where every member is trying to get their own way, he would climb into a seat, usually the one next to me, stinking of stale beer and cigarettes, would take a book from his inside pocket, open his page, remove his bookmark and promptly fall asleep, mouth open, drooling.

As the train was ready to leave, Emptyhead was always the last to join us, sweaty browed and slightly puffed breath he would put his jacket in the overhead bin, remove a newspaper, a pen and a bottle of water from his bag and sit down. The seat was complete.

That was then, today, Bald Devil is gone, taken up residence in another country, Giblets failed to appear, more than likely sleeping through whatever alcohol induced coma he managed to drink himself into last night and Emptyhead is in Australia for the foreseeable future.

It was a completely different train journey this morning than from what I remembered. The train trundled to a halt in each of the stations, passengers boarded and I didn’t recognise any of the faces. No ‘Always in Disguise Man’ in Laytown, no ‘Balbriggan Bollix’ and no ‘Skerries Girl’. For the entire journey I wondered about the ghosts of journeys past, then I realised, that, just like me, the rest of my once then world had moved on to newer, and I hope, better times. That’s just the way things are.

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Ahhhhh… the memories!

February 13, 2008 · 12 Comments

Hullo there! It’s been a while! I’ve just recently started a new job and there’s been a manic bedding in period so I haven’t had much time for the ole blogging lark.

The best thing about the job is, no more public transport! No delayed trains wrecking me head anymore, (well for a while anyway) I’ll soon have a new annoyance to give out about though, other drivers! Jesus they’re bad. All that to come.

In the meantime there’s this. Someone’s just turned me on to it. The Drogheda Boxing Club, home to many reprobate (meself included) of a Saturday night during the late 80’s and early 90’s, the best gig venue in the North East. Classic bands such as Hothouse Flowers, Don Baker and Sisters (YES!!! THEEEE SISTERS) of Mercy have all graced the stage of the boxing club. Physically, the place was a kip of the highest order, girls had to go to the toilet in threes (one to go and the other two to hold the door of the cubicle up), guys pee’d into a Wavin pipe that went straight out into the Boyne River and by the end of each night the entire floor was coated one inch thick in a slimey substance that could only have been a cocktail of spilled beer, urine and vomit, but it was our club, the only club in Drogheda and surrounds that catered for your alternative sort.

I first fell in love there, first got drunk there and I smoked my first spliff there. I remember the night we booed a very drunk Mary Coughlan off the stage after her first few minutes. Her band came back on and played a blinder of a blues set and when she herself tried to sneak back unnoticed the boos began again and she left the stage with a ‘Well Fuck yiz then!’ 

The reason I’m sharing all this with you is that if you look at the site, scroll down through the photos section to ‘The Dreads’ gallery and click in, you will see an 18 year old JackMcMad (The one in the cap at the bridge and the obscured one behind the drums in the live pic from Sir Henry’s Cork) who is, at that time embarking on his first musical career. Also, if you keep going down to the playlist there are three songs for your listening entertainment. Sick of You and She’s on to You are taken from the first brilliantly named, 600 Thousand Million Records On My Head (and I can still stand up) EP and the song Crazy from the album Burn your Idols, with Emma Spiller on backing vocals.

This is stuff I haven’t heard in years and to be honest, not being even one bit biased at all at all, me, never, would probably do well commercially, today.

 Oh I nearly forgot, also on that site, in fact here, is a pic of Emptyhead from that era, sporting an absolutely fabulous Mullet!! He’s the one on the right

Sorry man, just had to point that one out. There are more of me amongst the throng but you’d never pick me out.

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Dragon’s Den

January 16, 2008 · 7 Comments

I’d love to see the little shite on it.

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