So there we were in McFools, Mandonkey, Giblets and I. It was a quiet night (Gorf wasn’t out); the recession must really be taking hold. We got around to talking about clothes and how we wear them, or wear them out to be precise. Everybody wears their clothes out differently; different parts of garments wear out more quickly than others.
In Mandonkey’s case, the first thing to go is the right knee. He says it’s from persistent kneeling at work and true enough every single pair of jeans he has the right knee worn out. With Giblets it’s the fraying of the leg hem caused by the fact that he wears his jeans with his arse between his knees and legs trailing on the ground, not because he’s down with the latest street fashion, it’s because he has no arse on which to hang a pair of jeans.
Me, I have to admit, it’s the gooch that wears out first, both in jeans and kecks. It’s down to my vegetarian diet and astounding talent for flatulence that completely and quite quickly disintegrates that portion of my attire.
So…. what’s it with you? What wears out on you first?
3 responses so far ↓
Maxi Cane // March 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
My patience.
I shouldn’t be a doctor.
Baino // March 27, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Haha . . I knew there was good reason not to be a vego! My folly is sloshing bleach on my yoga pants which results in tiny dissolved holes . .I am the queen of holy trousers. You may kneel now.
EmptyHead // July 27, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Well Jack, I had no idea you were blogging again. Good to see it. I’ll be keeping an eye out for future posts. You’re right about the flatulance, I don’t know how Mrs McMad puts up with it. I must look through your more recent posts. I’m sure you have plenty to say with the oul recession and all that.