The Evil MaxiCane has kidnappd our glorious leader K8 the Gr8. Since proving my worth to the cause, I have been promoted to General. My first job was to locate the secret torture lair of the vile tyrant Cane.
I have sent in my best man Capt. Mick McFool. I can now bring an exclusive communique from the front. I must warn you Capt Mc Fool does suffer a bit from Schizophrenia and sometimes believes he is in command of a crack military unit, whereas he’s just a nutter playing alone in his spare bedroom!
doneI have yet to hear back from Capt. McFool to verify the success of the raid but so far it looks like we have managed to rescue our Queen.
All hail Queen K8!!!
